It is very uncool to post pictures of some else’s child on the internet without parental consent.
Stop it. I don’t speak to your friends, I don’t go places you go. I avoid any situation where I might have to see you or hear about you. I don’t ask about you, people don’t tell me about you. Oh, unless it’s because you are doing something absurd like posting pictures of my kid on instagram. Then people tell me. Or that rubbish about you planning on writing a children’s book- also about my kid. Really? Seriously?
Stop this. It’s awkward, weird, and an uncomfortable situation. I don’t like you, I don’t even think I would know who you are at this point in time. You certainly don’t know me if you think that this crazy behaviour is going to make me want to speak to you?
Please just stop. Please leave us alone. I’m happy, he is happy and you should be happy too.
You made your choice, and it worked out well for both of us.
I sincerely hope this is the last time something like this occurs.
Get a hobby.
